Why was the dog such a great comedian? Because he had a great sense of 'paw'-sitively funny humor!
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Watch him pull a biscuit out of his hat!
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Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! Smart pup, huh?
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What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound! He's always on the scent for a good laugh.
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What's a dog's favorite instrument? The trombone! It's got the perfect 'bone'-us sound for a howling good time.
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Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because they have two left feet! Stick to fetching, Fido.
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What's a dog's favorite dessert? Pupcakes! Just make sure they're topped with extra treats.
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Why did the dog bring a pencil to the party? Because he wanted to draw attention! What a 'paws'-itive way to stand out.
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